… and unexpected shit happens?
I FINALLY get all the money I need for everything and have some emergency money left over because my stupid minimum wage job only gives me like 10 hours a week and I make less than $100…. And my bank card got hot carded. So now I can’t use it. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy